haramjadah! memang rocket science!

aku tak faham lah kenapa ada manusia jenis macam ni. macam rocket science tau? semua dok pikirkan pasal perangai seekor ni, apasal lah sungguh tak bertamadun mengikut umur. depan muka baik belaka, belakang tah hapa aku risau nak tau apa dia dok kata. kalau dah bertahun macam ni and kalau dah sampai ke tahap kronik macam sekarang, takkan tak faham faham lagi?



attitude, man.



change. adapt. what have you got to lose? nothing. i'll tell you what you will lose if you dont try to grow up, it's your friends. friends forever they say. best friends forever!!! omagahhh!! dalam nada teenage girl sambil suck on a lollipop berambut tocang dua. eyy please lah wei, tu janji zaman sekolah. tak boleh bawak masuk court. kalau dah besar perangai still sama macamana kawan yang sayang kau nak teruskan bersama kau? you speak of not having 'friends who will be there no matter what' but how can they possibly be when you intentionally play the same game?

best friend pun boleh penat kena save your fucking ass all the time. kena tolerate your fucking dramas all the time. kena dengar kau mengadu 24jam pasal something you should've gotten over like gazillion years ago. we are not superheroes ada endless energy. we are not robots boleh recharge bila power depleted or boleh repair bila otak jam.


hello. wake up. it's not always about you. that's why it's called a friendship?


keep the screaming and rolling on the floor act at home aight. we've got enough little brothers and sisters to take care of so our hands are full. and by the way, if you're still sucking on a lollipop at this age i am humbly suggesting you a medical check-up. you know, so your future child wont be diabetic or anything like it. that, or a shrink. whatever works for you.