in out in out.

1. the early edition guy should really start working globally now. seriously.

2. ping pong balls with a black dot on each will NEVER pass as eyeballs. even with tonnes of non-blood-looking gunk all over it.

3. nothing wrong with being a cactus, especially if you're prickly! prickle prickle!

4. Fresh Fact: the human's thigh bones are stronger than concrete. which sort of explains EVERYTHING.

and,

5. "Hey, I know a great way to burn off the calories from the pastries you just ate" or "Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?"

hahaha. think the latter is pretty cool.

..........................................

Ugarte: You are a very cynical person, Rick, if you forgive me for saying so.
Rick: I forgive you.

or

Yvonne: Where were you last night?
Rick: That's so long ago, I don't remember.
Yvonne: Will I see you tonight?
Rick: I never make plans that far ahead.



Former, yes?